Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
So here I am, sexting at work.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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