thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Randomize
