its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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