Me too!
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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