omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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