you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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