guys are not supposed to queef...right?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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