lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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