I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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