But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
worst night to have a conscience
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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