is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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