oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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