the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
two words: eviction party
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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