Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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