He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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