your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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