Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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