i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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