Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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