I will die if light touches me.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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