Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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