There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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