i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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