ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
