Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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