Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
The adults are the big ones right?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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