Well apparently he's into motor boating.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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