sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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