one might say we're banned from that church
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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