the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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