all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
It's no shave November. This is our time.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
there is glitter all over my balls
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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