Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Where did you get a picture of my penis
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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