Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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