That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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