That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
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