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• (248): View more from Michigan

  doug butabi!

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  steve butabi!

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  hotties wanna shake it

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  Are you drinking alone?

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  no, i'm watching house

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  That doesn't count.

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  wtf, then i'm always alone

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.

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• (315): View more from New York

  I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated

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• (254): View more from Texas

  Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.

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  Tornado warnings are fun!

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.

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  tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness

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• (707): View more from California

  Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.

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