i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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