it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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