But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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