Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
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