In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Randomize