He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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