so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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