I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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