So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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