The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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