Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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