Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Randomize
