I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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