Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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