I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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