just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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