So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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