Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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