so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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