How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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