hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
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